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Travelling to a Place Like No Other via a Route Like No Other

The view from Kilohana is like few in the world.  The opportunity to observe all the majesty it offers is rare.  Why?

Well… to begin, Kilohana on the Hawaiian island of Kauai in the United States sits in the middle of a region that is considered one of the wettest places on earth.  The region holds the official record for the most rain recorded on Earth in one year (Mount Waialeale, 666 inches in 1982).  The average annual rainfall for the last 20 years is 460 inches.  Waimea town 16 air miles away (down the Waimea Canyon on the Pacific Ocean) averages 10 inches a year.  Between the two spots the elevation changes more than 5,200 vertical feet and involves seven different climate zones.

Secondly, the route to Kilohana requires traversing of the Alakai Swamp.  The Alakai is the highest elevation swamp on earth.

Third, and probably the most challenging issue is traveling up the canyon from Wamiea town to the Pihea Lookout Trailhead.  State Highway 550 is not the problem. It is paved the entire distance and in good condition almost throughout.  While quite curvy and the speed limit is set at 25 MPH; there are no dangerous sections – except for Kauai chickens operating as if they own the road. The issue is the views.  The 20 miles of road up the canyon is as scenic as can be had by a commoner. On 2nd thought, I will take that statement back. I will include Royalty, Elected Officials and, Social Media Influencers.  You are a more disciplined person than I if you can travel up the canyon without stopping for a view (or five) of the Grand Canyon of the Pacific on the right and the Koke’e Mountains and the Na Pali Coast on the left.  In short, weather change as to relates to achieving the principle goal is always an issue. Any delay could prove materially harmful to reaching Kilohana.

The Route

The route out and back is 8 miles in length.  It involves about 2,100 vertical feet of loss and gain.  Most of the loss and gain is realized 50-250 feet increments.  Pihea Lookout sits at 4,020 feet and Kilohana sits at 4,040 feet.  In short, there are a series of ups and downs required in order to register 2,100 vertical feet of gain.

The trail is highly observable and at no point does it dissolve in to being faint or unrecognizable.  While not particularly well signed the only less than obvious point on the trail is where the Pihea Trail takes a hard right (mile 1.1).  It is presently marked by some blue\white ribbon on a large tree in the center of the trail.  If you stay to the left of the tree, the trail heads a short but steep distance up to the summit of Pihea Mountain.  The view at the top is worth the effort.  If you veer to the right, the trail drops quickly towards its junction with the Alakai Swamp Trail (mile 1.7 or 2.0 if you have ventured to the summit of Pihea Mountain and back).  From the (well marked) junction of Pihea Trail and Alakai Swamp Trail it is 2 miles to the Kilohana Lookout.

Make sure to make the effort to take in the surroundings.  They are varied and one-of-a-kind.  The journey – on this hike – is as rewarding as the destination.

The Trail bed

The trail bed is tricky at best, and treacherous and dangerous at worst. Its condition and hike-ability is highly dependent on current and recent weather conditions. Regardless, this trail and route is not to be covered by a hiker who is completely dis-engaged and not aware of the surrounding conditions.  In short, auto-pilot should not be an option on this hike.

In good weather with no recently inclement days, the trail is fun and varied.  The ridgelines are easy to navigate.  There are number of sections where the trail (up and down) has a short and steep burst of change through an amalgamation of tree root, rock, and volcanic mud.  To navigate successfully requires some simple route choices, balance, and well placed foot placements and hand-holds.  My recommendation in these sections is to SLOW-DOWN in order to speed up.

The section of the Pihea trail heading towards the junction with the Alakai Swamp Trail involves the most change in vertical.  Remarkably the trail bed has been re-engineered (for the most part) with a new elevated board-walk.  The result is rather astonishing.  There are some serious elevation changes and this boardwalk might be better engineered and easier to cover than the stairs at-home or at work.  In some spots you will be rewarded if you have spent significant time on a Stairmaster or taking the stairs in buildings you visit.

The swamp portion is a swampy as its U.S. counter parts in the South Eastern United States.  The boardwalk is as welcome as a close friend.

If the weather is and or has recently been inclement the choice to take this hike should be made with the greatest of care with a healthy dose of honest assessment as it relates to your skill-level in the back-country.

Maps (courtesy of Natural Atlas)

 

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You Have Won – Is Truly A Winner


You Have Won, the One Act Play based on the Short Story of the same name by Roger C. Lubeck is as rewarding as its title suggests.  The performance of You Have Won staged by Off The Page Readers Theater is a genuine 100% Certified Winner.

You Have Won is set in the present day.  Like so many of the great comedies, the storyline resonates from the get go.  The script and the performances begin strong and never let-up.  Usually it is difficult to create and deliver a work and performance where everything and everyone (in this case) from the Dullard to the Con Artist is successful – but that is the fact here.

You Have Won pulls off something else – the ending is surprising, and uplifting in a way that feels so natural.  In short, so winning.

Jeff’s Thoughts And Worthless Trivia

Luckily, Copperfields Books staged and recorded (Apple TV & Zoom) a reading of You Have Won.  The play is 20 minutes in length and a total joy to watch. You Have Won starts about 15 minutes into the video.  Copperfields Books only requires that you register to watch (that is all, nothing else required or requested of you).

You have Won is located [here].

You Have Won places me in the same mental space as Barefoot In The Park and The Odd Couple.  These plays, similar to You Have Won, hit their mark on every front.  The setting, the situation, the people, and the dialog – real or imagined – are so identifiable and so much fun to experience.

Something that jumped out to me while watching and listening to You Have Won is the laughter and sounds from the audience. The “Oh my god” and “knowing” kind of laughs and gasps from the audience are an added bonus.

Tenet: Christopher Nolan at Once Brilliant and In Need of A Strong Editor


Tenet represents all that is wonderful and infuriating in feature films – when a creator has total control and no objective counter-balance towards establishing the final product.

If you are a fan of Christopher Nolan (Memento, The Prestige, Inception, Dunkirk) make sure you take in Tenet. However, do so on a very big screen and in a large movie theatre with a superb sound system.  Doing anything less and the movie will likely prove disappointing.

Tenet for most viewers will likely feel maddingly dense (as in complicated), confusing, and never ending.  Tenet has a run time of 150 minutes.

To this point in his career, Christopher Nolan has mastered delivering stories and storylines that reward viewers who exhibit patience and a willingness let the meaning come to them ever so gradually.  Tenet is no exception.

In my case, I lost interest towards learning the answer of the meaning of Tenet with 60 minutes remaining.  My guess, is that a really strong editor and elimination of unnecessary ballast would be the answer for me with Tenet.

Jeff’s Worthless Trivia and Other Thoughts…

While I was underwhelmed with Tenet from an overall perspective, there is much to like about the film.

The leads – John David Washington, Robert Pattinson, and Elizabeth Debicki are very good in their roles.

Washington (BlackKKlansman) is evolving into solid leading man with a different style than his father – Denzel.

I know, I know, I know… Pattinson may be stuck with the Albatross around his neck that is The Twilight Saga films for the rest of his career.  But if you can erase these films and all the Hollywood generated hype of offscreen teen-love-tragedy-betrayal and take in his other works.  In his leading role in The Lighthouse Pattinson is nothing short of superb.

As for Debicki (The Crown), it would be easy to pre judge her as an exceptionally tall model type who cannot act.  This would be a mistake.  Debicki can show a full range of emotion.